sweater meat

Large breasts.

God damn, her sweater meat is flying everywhere since she stopped wearing bras.

by Samus October 30, 2003

speeter

the spattering of pee, esp. off a solid surface such as the back of a porcelain urinal

He sauntered nonchalantly from the mens room, casually holding a glass of beer in front of his crotch to conceal the fact that he had speetered all over his khakis.

by Mars Redwyne April 12, 2007

sweetestest

The sweetest you can possible get.

Charlie my amazingg boyfriend is the sweetestest:)

by kkgr May 4, 2010

Sweaterman Syndrome

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.

His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.

by youdabestttt November 2, 2011

sweater snake

An uncircumcised penis

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...

by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014

Sweater Dog

Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.

Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.

When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.

The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.

Celeste hates being sweater dogged!

by Bertha FD April 28, 2015

sweater tits

Very hairy breasts.

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

by Sweatertitz December 25, 2016