Beer Swelling Monkey Suck

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

by Matt W March 22, 2005

Shealing

Sharing + Stealing a facebook status or comment, = Shealing

I was shealing dude's FB status cuz it was funny as hell.

by Jypsy Jool August 29, 2011

sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

to feel the fear like a ,fat bird, trying to keep pace on a treadmill.

the moment dave realised he was trapped in a locked room with a hungry lion, he was sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

by Glyn Master of Weasels May 21, 2007

stealing the thunder

This idiom is used when a male gets a boner from something sexy and his heterosexual friend gets a boner as well. This is because the second guy reacts with a boner because upon seeing the first guy's boner he thinks to himself, "man, he's got a boner, there must be something hot around!" It is often awkward, especially among junior high and high school kids.

Man, that chick is hot!
Yeah, man. Aw, that's gross.
What?
You're stealing the thunder!

by teotlxixtli April 27, 2011

Stealing Second

When you make out with a girl that has her boobs out, but you don't touch them.

Jon: So how'd your date go last night.
Newton: Not bad, only stealing second.

by Newtron Bomb June 16, 2010

sweatingthoughts

a heterosexual. (usually female)

A GAY MAN TO A STRAIGHT MAN:
"sometimes i wish i could be seatingthoughts, it would be so much easier then this life i live"

by alicia July 14, 2004

Sweating like Wog

When your waiting anxiously for something to happen or appear!

D-ROB: Man, What's Up???

DAV: Dude, I am sweating like wog waiting for this number 15

D-ROB: Line or House?

DAV: House Init!

LEE H: BINGO! HOUSE! I WON! HOUSE! ME!

DAV: PRICK!!!!!!!

by Davaldo19 January 10, 2008