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A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.
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