Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
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Lockdown Surfing is the act of continuously traveling to new places that are under less restriction then the place they currently are, due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.
For example, if you are currently in London and see that the city was going into lockdown you would leave to a city, such as Berlin, that was under less restrictions. If while in Berlin, you see that the city will soon increase its restrictions you would leave to go to another city, like Lisbon. This act of Lockdown Surfing is then continued to the next city until there are no more restrictions in place.
For example, if you are currently in London and see that the city was going into lockdown you would leave to a city, such as Berlin, that was under less restrictions. If while in Berlin, you see that the city will soon increase its restrictions you would leave to go to another city, like Lisbon. This act of Lockdown Surfing is then continued to the next city until there are no more restrictions in place.
"I heard Tom is Lockdown Surfing, he's been living in different European cities in order to avoid Coronavirus lockdowns."
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"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"
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Get the phone surfing mug.Pebble cliff surfing is a sport which consists of a cliff covered in pebbles and a wreaked pair of trainers. you simply stay mounted on your feet in a squating posision and glide down the cliff. this sport is used to mainly give an adreniline boost. it was first dicoverd when ross gregory was climbing a steap pebbley cliff in seaton and when he got to the to he slipped and glidded down the cliff at a considerible speed aquiring a sudden rush of adreniline, the sport was then persuied by many of his family and friends its now known as a national sport and competitions are held around the world.
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Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
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