smhing

a verb for smh; use it when you are currently smhing; !VERY HANDY FOR ANNOYING YOUR FRIENDS!

expressing pure disappointment, making fun of your friends stupidness

me: “i’m currently smhing omg”

ur friend: “oH MY GOD STOP THATS NOT A WORD”

me: “yes it is look it up in the urban dictionary” 🙄🙄🙄”

by shrek the dinosaur November 22, 2021

Dick Shingle

The dried crust from condom residue that is still on the penis in the morning. Usually recognizable during the morning pee.

Jesus what gutter did I drag that girl out of, the amount of dick shingle is obscene.

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

shit on shingles

Sausage gravy on toast

"Hey Earl! Y'onto come over for some Shit on Shingles?"

by JoshTheBosh May 26, 2014

Shingham

The act of hooking up with the dirtiest man you could possibly find in Stinson.

Yo Aly, I heard you pulled a Shingham on new years! Man that's gross!

by BaByBo069andahalfer March 14, 2009

shingles

Something that is good is shingles. Another new word for cool.

Aaahh that is shabby shingles man

by Haz&Sooz April 22, 2006

shingding

A party consisting of white trash where your brothers your father and your sisters your daughter.

Jethro: "Are y'all ready for this weekins shingding"

by Nicole July 30, 2003

shing ring

The passage where the brown resides, normally a one way street put can be treated either way, most often referred to as arsehole

after he found out maria was more than meets the eye his shing ring burned all night

by Adam Intern October 15, 2004