suburban dejaculatetion

masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish

hey mom do you want to know what a suburban dejaculatetion is???

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007

Suburban Oil Co. Inc.

Someone that has a hard time thinking of a name for a bussiness

You must work for Surburban Oil Co. Inc....LOL!!!!!!

by JP & MK March 8, 2003

Suburban Mercenaries

"A group of white kids from the suburbs who can spit fire. At first look ,they do not appear to be much, but they WILL earn your respect once you hear some of their shit"

The Suburban Mercenaries are the hottest rap group out right now.

by Flax March 15, 2005

suburban lawn

A hateful representation of living in the corrupt fabricated world known as hedonistic capitalism.

I looked at that suburban lawn and wept at the injustice.

by CRUCIFIED FABRICATION October 4, 2003

Suburblican

Ex-Democrat turned GOP voter, believing the party abandoned them

Suburblicans helped elect George W. Bush, now, John McCain needs them again to put him in the White House.

by Dub37 March 16, 2008

Suburban Slump

When you live in the suburbs of a big city in your early to late 20's post college, and become accustomed to the slower-pace, peaceful-family life of the suburbs.

One in a Suburban Slump usually becomes lame and starts thinking of City bars & clubs as a hassle to go to or and would rather just watch a movie or play Monopoly on a Friday night instead.

Andrew used to love partying in college, but now after he moved to Chicago suburbs, hes in a Suburban Slump and hates going out

by NYChiLA December 15, 2011

Chicago Suburban Fagot

a person from the suburbs of Chicago, who claim that they are from Chicago, but are not.

Most people from Evergreen Park, Oak Lawn, Palos, Orland, Blue Island, Chicago Ridge, Burbank, Alsip, Hometown, Bridgeview and other surrounding suburbs think that they are from Chicago but they're not and every real Chicagoan hates them.

People who wish that they lived in Chicago, but they are to big of pussies to move there.

I asked this guy who said he was from Chicago what neighborhood he was from and he said Orland. So I called him a Chicago Suburban fagot, and told him to go to his nice, rich, white suburb.

by SNJ July 6, 2006