Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.

He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.

by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022

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Yellow Submarine

When receiving a blow job you say you're going to nut but instead fill their mouth with piss

She said that a golden shower was out of the question her and gave her a yellow submarine

by 🔥FiReSpAnK🔥 May 14, 2021

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When you smoke weed out of your asshole, lighting and inhaling the weed through your asshole, while a girl sucks you off and you exhale the smoke through your penis, so she can therefore get high as well.

"I hate my life." "Hey, don't be sad. lets " The Yellow Submarine" our problems away. Got any weed left?" "Hell yes"

by Cell: Y+B Vanish= HELLOOO-DBFZ April 8, 2018

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Human Submarine

1.(adjective) A pregnant woman swimming

240000000000: (noun) a submarine made of human flesh

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by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021

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Yellow Submarine

When a person of Asian descent gives a blowjob in a bathtub

last night Xu Jiang Lim showed me her "Yellow Submarine" trick, the Beatles were playing in the background with no pun intended...

by Mezcal Fuelled November 20, 2017

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Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

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