Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
by Weak weasel January 17, 2022
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Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
by Weak weasel January 17, 2022
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Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.
He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.
by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022
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throat submarine

when a woman won’t take her meds and her man has to help, it goes like this.. a man puts a pill in his weenie hole then deep throats his lady, when the big boy white serum is about to be launched he holds it in her throat forcing down the pill.
last night she wouldn’t take her add pills so i had to throat submarine her.
by 2-LayZ March 21, 2022
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submarine job

a person that is filled to the brim with seamen
"My sister has a submarine job" Liam said.
by nyroxy March 12, 2023
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Submarine engine

When you fart and shake your ass back and forth while someone is eating your ass.. a reverse motor boat if you will
I gave Samantha a raunchy submarine engine last night, she loved it
by Ullloveit March 16, 2022
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