Stankette

A Generation Y (Net Generation) load hipster that has shaggy hair and wears tight jeans. Generally, this person can be found hanging out with friends either attempting to play musical instruments like the guitar, drinking coffee, or loudly saying such phrases as: "I'm weak..." or "Just sayin'."

Random Stankette (in the hallway): Lookin et dat bisch made me weak... just sayin'!

by JackSpratt2010 October 29, 2010

Stankdouken

A stinky derivative of Ken and Ryu's Hadouken from Street Fighter. This move can be performed by cupping your hands, and farting into them. Take your cupped fart hands and execute the hadouken move towards your target, showering them in your stanky glory.

Dude my girlfriend wanted to fight last night, but gave up after I hit her with a Stankdouken.

by 1Madcat August 9, 2014

stank air

When someone lets out a fart so pungent, you have to put a gas mask on and pray to Jesus your eyes don't shrivel up from the fumes.

Man, last night dequan held a fart in for so long, when it came out everybody got some stank air.

by The baconator March 14, 2015

Stank wank

The act of masturbating while taking a dump.

Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.

by Chykaty chyna December 3, 2016

stank hoof

When you step in something gross (that may or may not be poo) that leaves you with a rank smelling and looking foot. Like a horse stepping into its own doozie.

- Man, you got some serious stank hoof going on.
- You've really gotta sort that stank hoof out.

by jpdlglp June 18, 2017

stank plug

booty, butthole, anal cavity

Damn, homeboy went deep in her stank plug and she didn't say a word. Respect.

by 6CloudN9ne October 26, 2018

stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet

Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!

by jpatty! November 14, 2019