Steaming Keyboard

The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil

Jeff - Last night i Gave Elliott's Moms A Steaming Keyboard !
Jack - Nice Brother

by Get It Right Carl January 8, 2015

screaming beef

someone who is gay

He is screaming beef

by mordici May 23, 2014

stealing my brand

A term used by Shane Dawson. It is use to describe a person that steal your ideas and copies the things you’re doing. There fore they’re stealing your brand.

jake paul stop stealing my brand

by Bella San Nicolas December 29, 2017

Women Spreading

Needing their purses and bags to take up a whole seat. They actually are taking up 2 and maybe more full seats when men are just taking 1.0001 seats.

Guy: Watch out for those women spreaders you might not get your seat
or
Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading

by Weedankers August 1, 2017

steaming the broccoli

A phrase commonly used by black people, to refer to smoking marijuana

Yo Doug, we steaming the broccoli later tonight?

by Fredward503 June 28, 2009

Screaming Glass

A drinking vessel into which an inebriated individual howls vociferously into in order to produce a variety of sounds. The glass may be moved in such a manner to change pitch or tone, or to add tremolo or vibrato.

Brett drained his Duvel tulip in order to use it as a screaming glass before snorting flecks of Goldschlager off of the bar.

by mcmike101 August 10, 2009

Steaming Muffler

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.

With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.

by LongDoe September 30, 2011