Sr. Stafford bain jr (jay)

Sr. Stafford bain jr (jay)was the former prime minister of the commonwealth of the bahamas, he was a light carmel man with a sensational attitude. he loved the his people and he went to kingsway high school.

when i think of stafford i always think of greatness a man who's first name is still on the $10.00 dollar bill God bless you Sr. Stafford bain jr (jay)

by tito242 November 4, 2009

Staff Captain

A rank in halo 3, usually lower than others.

Also an insult, since Staff is a synonym for penis.

Guy 1- lulz u suck
Guy 2- stop being such a staff captain

by Todahokji October 10, 2008

staffan

Someone who is hung but also a complete homosexual. All the ladies love him but can't be with him.

Man, that dude is a total Staffan.

by Boening6969 April 4, 2018

scrotum scoffing

a attempt of fully inserting the scrotum (including testicles)in to ones mouth and ejactulating at the same time...

"scrotum scoffing is so fun when your mama does it"

by Bourkes May 15, 2005

Cock Soffit

The area around the rim of the head of a cock, which is wider and protrudes past diameter the shaft

My 'Cock Soffit' is sore from constantly banging your tight ass.

by Jamie HH. March 14, 2009

Stafford County

THE MOST BORING PLACE IN THE WORLD (BASICALLY A PLACE FOR HILLBILLIES NEXT TO THERE HOMELAND FREDRICKSBURG

HILLBILLY DOODLE:where are you from?

BILLY BOB JOE:Stafford County

HILLBILLY DOODLE:OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!

by SKATERDUDE123 March 3, 2011

Wizard's Staff

to discretely place some acid on the tip of your penis before getting a blow job without letting your partner know. Your partner will be in for a surprise

dude, I met this girl at a party and took her back to my room. It was going pretty nice but I wanted to make things more interesting so I gave her the wizard's staff. She thought my penis was a snake!

by 'jammin March 13, 2011