by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
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A kind person with a beautiful soul. Stephanie is fiercely loyal and always thinks of others needs before her own. Stephanie loves animals and the outdoors and isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty. Stephanie is a child at heart but has an old soul and is wise beyond her years. Stephanie is shy at first but can have a wild streak once she is comfortable with you. Stephanie can be hard to approach because she has horrible resting bitch face and sometimes she forgets to smile, but when she does, she lights up a room. Stephanie can seem like an asshole sometimes because her dark and sarcastic sense of humor is often misunderstood but she really just wants to see people laugh. Stephanie is beautiful, intelligent, funny and weird as hell but she is also incredibly rare. If you find a Stephanie, keep her around. There will never be a dull moment with a Stephanie.
Guy: yo who’s that weird chick who showed up to the party with a live raccoon?
Girl: ......
Guy:???
Girl: “STEPHANIE I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST BRING THAT THING INTO MY HOUSE!!! PUT IT BACK OUTSIDE!!”
Guy: who’s that mean looking girl over there?
Other guy: haha that’s Stephanie. She just has resting bitch face. She’s actually pretty cool when you get to know her.
Guy: oh cool. Just wondering why she has a raccoon...
Girl: ......
Guy:???
Girl: “STEPHANIE I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST BRING THAT THING INTO MY HOUSE!!! PUT IT BACK OUTSIDE!!”
Guy: who’s that mean looking girl over there?
Other guy: haha that’s Stephanie. She just has resting bitch face. She’s actually pretty cool when you get to know her.
Guy: oh cool. Just wondering why she has a raccoon...
by AliasAlice November 25, 2021
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Stunning and smart, sweet with a lot of spice! Loves to get wasted and dance the night away. Oh and she packs a punch too.
by TheLordSaidSo November 24, 2021
Get the Stephanie mug.stephanie is a big closeted butch and openly homophobic. she will leave you in the bathroom while you’re getting changed because she’s scared of lesbians even though she is one. stephanie is also a bad friend and ditches you in class to sit next to her other friends. never trust her because she will ruin your life. she has an aura that attracts obsessive insecure people so buyer beware!
by stephaniehater3000 October 4, 2023
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