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Spanking Spoons

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!
by Skiddy March 8, 2005
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spanking the kitty

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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Skunking Up

Referring to anyone that has bad body odor and doesn't realise it.

A semi polite way to tell someone they stink of BO
'Hey, did you notice that ____ was skunking up before, he fking stinks man'

"Hey man I don't know how else to tell you but your skunking up and you might wanna use some deodorant"
by D!cko January 13, 2009
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Spanking the ham

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now
by LushMops August 28, 2017
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spelunking

Lifting weights with ones penis.
I am a world champion spelunker, I can lift 287 pounds with my penis, I am amazing at spelunking.
by greenwhite55 September 10, 2011
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spanking horse

A piece of furniture used in bdsm that the sub is strapped to and then spanked
Kate was tied down on their spanking horse and Bob spanked her & spanked her while Kate moaned.
by SshhCaty January 15, 2014
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Spanking

Bad kids get this for punishment. Usually performed on the child’s bare and over the spankee’s knee.
“Emily!”

Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
by Hornyspanks December 24, 2020
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