iPhone spraytan

The orangeish-yellow hue that the iPhone camera tints the skin.

Mary looked so tan in her new profile pic I though for sure she had just gotten back from the Jersey Shore, but it turns out it was just an iPhone spraytan.

by snoozysooz January 11, 2012

splatter mouth

When in sex, either partner takes massive amounts of laxative. Then when prairie dogging, lets it out in the other's mouth.

Holy shit! Jonny got the splatter mouth from his ho last night. Nigga's breath is kickin'!!

by Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam October 22, 2008

Splatter-house Ass grenade

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.

I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!

by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009

sprittle

Ball sweat

There's a lot of sprittle dripping off of my nut sack.

by John Brown9539457 January 18, 2009

batter splatter

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.

1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."

by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010

splatter

usually meaning 'squish' or 'shatter', just with a liquid, and not a solid

The jello splattered all over the floor.

by Drako June 28, 2003

Spatting

When two or more women sit naked, spread eagle across from each other and force themselves to shoot cum at the one across from them.

The two women sat across from one another spatting until they looked like a marshmallow had exploded.

by George Mahoney October 25, 2018