Spite Jacking

When someone tells you you shouldn't jack off (at a specific time, in a specific place or in general) and you wanna jack off just to spite them

Person 1 : well, don't get off at work, you exhibitionist
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking

by KeepCalmAndTrustMagnus January 3, 2019

Shote

The past tense form of shit. If you shitted a while ago, you could say you had just shoten.

Danny: I just shoten. It was so big, I had to push it down with my hands!
Sally: Did you wash your hands?
Danny: Maybe.

by Some guy who has a small brain February 19, 2019

spitefuck

act of fucking someone out of anger from repercussions of people thinking you already fucked them

"I should go spitefuck him in the cabin"

by rocky mountain retreat June 24, 2019

spite wank

When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.

She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.

by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020

Spoeka

Spoeka is the nicest Riven OTP you'll meet. He probably doesn't admit he's a Riven OTP but that's fine.

Why does Spoeka not admit he's a Riven OTP?

by LisaEifie November 29, 2020

Spoeka

Spoeka is the nicest Rivenmain you'll ever meet. He's a Riven OTP even though he doesn't like to admit it.

Why does Spoeka not admit he's a Riven OTP?

by LisaEifie November 29, 2020

Spite work

Unnecessary busy work imposed by employers to make sure they get their money’s worth out of employees or unnecessary working conditions imposed to micromanage employees.

I can perform my job better from (insert any location that makes sense), but am being told to go do it (insert other location that does not make sense) to keep tabs on me. This is some serious spite work.

You perform all of your duties, but are being asked to do some extra spite work that makes no sense and is usually mandated by someone else who is not an expert in your field.

Bad professional development/meetings that could have been emails just for the sake of having professional development/meetings are spite work.

When you are done with your work and more spite work is piled on because it would be a shame if you had nothing to do and were still being paid

by Reojo January 30, 2021