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Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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sport fucker

A person who fucks for sport. See example
A sport fucker is synonymous with someone who fishes for sport. Catch and release. Points
by thisguyandstufflikethat October 1, 2012
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Atlanta Sports

The definition of insanity a city that, like every groundhogs day that same result always transpires. Regardless of circumstance, the team, front office, ownership, or e.c.t they always manages to choke with the lone exception of 1995.
“Hey man the Braves look stacked the Hawks look promising and the Falcons could possibly be dangerous it’s defiantly looking prosperous in the A.T.L.”

“Cmon man we all no what’s about to occur I would love to see a different result but at this point, but that would seem like insanity as contradicting as that even sounds.”

“Atlanta Sports“
by Eric01031 October 20, 2020
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granola sports

Activities usually enjoyed by one or group of granola people together. These activities include hammocking, slacklining, rock climbing, listening to underground bands, playing the guitar and ukulele, playing catch with a frisbee and hacky sacking, and lastly, sleeping. All of these activities are enjoyed outside, where the granolas like to group up(usually the activity starts with only 3 people, then more granolas join in)
Tim, "where are you guys at?"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"
by Bargle monster roob November 9, 2012
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Sports Injury

Any injury you incur while watching sports or going to a sports function or game.
Theresa: That was hilarious when Stacy fell yesterday.
Marc: Ya, that was a total SPORTS INJURY since we were on the way to the bar to watch college football!

Stacy: I cant believe you fell while walking to Wrigley Field to see the CUBS game.
Elisha: I know!! This was my first SPORTS INJURY of the season!
by Wonder Woman 52 September 7, 2009
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