granola sports

Activities usually enjoyed by one or group of granola people together. These activities include hammocking, slacklining, rock climbing, listening to underground bands, playing the guitar and ukulele, playing catch with a frisbee and hacky sacking, and lastly, sleeping. All of these activities are enjoyed outside, where the granolas like to group up(usually the activity starts with only 3 people, then more granolas join in)
Tim, "where are you guys at?"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"
by Bargle monster roob November 09, 2012
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sports fail

An action that is clumsy, unintentional, accidental that ends up in a moment of utter calamity in a sporting event.
The Boise State kicker committed a sports fail for the team resulting in a multimillion dollar loss for the school + infinite shame.
by Zambiki November 30, 2010
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dual sport

A motorcycle meant to be ridden in dirt and on pavement. The most common / well known being the BMW R 1200 GS.
I ride my dual sport on some awesome forest trails.
by DiverJas January 23, 2018
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Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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Sport drinking

An activity involving excessive alcohol consumption and skill in which an individual or a group competes against another or others for respect.
“I’m not drinking this beer because I love this beer, I’m sport drinking.”
by Barkalodean July 13, 2019
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Old Sport

Why hello there. Old Sport.
by melonester January 15, 2023
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Sports Injury

Any injury you incur while watching sports or going to a sports function or game.
Theresa: That was hilarious when Stacy fell yesterday.
Marc: Ya, that was a total SPORTS INJURY since we were on the way to the bar to watch college football!

Stacy: I cant believe you fell while walking to Wrigley Field to see the CUBS game.
Elisha: I know!! This was my first SPORTS INJURY of the season!
by Wonder Woman 52 September 07, 2009
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