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sports fail

An action that is clumsy, unintentional, accidental that ends up in a moment of utter calamity in a sporting event.
The Boise State kicker committed a sports fail for the team resulting in a multimillion dollar loss for the school + infinite shame.
by Zambiki December 1, 2010
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Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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sport fucker

A person who fucks for sport. See example
A sport fucker is synonymous with someone who fishes for sport. Catch and release. Points
by thisguyandstufflikethat October 1, 2012
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Ea sports

Ea sports are bad
by Hank j. Wimbleton 69 August 1, 2021
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Old Sport

by melonester January 14, 2023
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granola sports

Activities usually enjoyed by one or group of granola people together. These activities include hammocking, slacklining, rock climbing, listening to underground bands, playing the guitar and ukulele, playing catch with a frisbee and hacky sacking, and lastly, sleeping. All of these activities are enjoyed outside, where the granolas like to group up(usually the activity starts with only 3 people, then more granolas join in)
Tim, "where are you guys at?"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"
by Bargle monster roob November 9, 2012
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sports model

A woman that has had her tubes tied, or a hysterectomy, and has sex purely for pleasure, not procreation!
I don't need to worry 'bout no condoms, 'cause she's a sports model
by LuckyJee July 22, 2007
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