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great weather for snorkeling

It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.
"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"
by SilentLemon January 24, 2009
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Sporking

The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple
We were sporking last night while watching a movie
by London & Amanda January 11, 2009
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Sparkeling brown wine

A light-hearted reference to Coke or Pepsi when everyone else is ordering wine or other more adult/sophisticated beverages.
"I'll have the sparkeling brown wine."
by m610 December 22, 2006
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sporking

The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.
It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?
by hoosasporker May 20, 2009
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Pink Sparkling Pig

After pigging out and eating all the food in your cupboard you feel fat the next day and you dress in pink.
-Ive noticed you dressed in pink today
- Yes, yesterday I ate all the Cheetos and doughnuts in my cupboard I even ate a rotten piece of cheese, I feel as a pink sparkling pig.
by piggy123 May 26, 2010
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snorkeling in the red sea

After snorkeling in the Red Sea with Jamie, my nose down to my chin were running with blood
by Peneface May 13, 2014
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Snorkeling

When someone uses a straw to snort cum out of someone's asshole.
Yo man Dylan and I went snorkeling last night. He sucked cum out of my asshole
by DirtyVick September 4, 2016
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