Spongebob Squarepants

A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.

Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.

by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010

Sponge Gloss

Sponge Gloss is a sparkly small pink bottle. It has a small non-shiny lid and the bottle is filled with SpongeGloss which is also pink yet translucent. But the applicator inside of it seems to be bigger than the case of sponge gloss

spongebob put sponge gloss on for PICTURE DAY.

by JACK_DAVIS_#1 May 9, 2009

sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

by John McCollum February 13, 2007

spongebob

A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.

SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.

by somebody August 13, 2003

sponge bob square pants

a turn on

there are 2 words to descirbe sponge bob square pants
sex
machine

by random_bulldog January 20, 2004

Spoinger

when you use a spring and it boings

Hey,have you seen the spring spoinger?

by CombineTheElite May 3, 2021

Spoingus

A good cat unlike bingus. bingus bit my ass

Cafe:Spoingus is the good cat of the week, cuddled very nicely
Cafe:bingus is the bad cat of the week because he bit my fucking ass that dumb cat

by Crispy_lc January 10, 2022