Vaginal Spaghetti

When a woman has her period, and the blood clots in her pubic hair. The dried blood gives the impression of meat sauce on the spaghetti (the pubes). Abbreviated to 'vagspag'

I saw your mom's vagspag last night! Sick!

by opalmind June 25, 2004

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the flying spaghetti monster

God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.

Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by RetardedGoatMan February 25, 2015

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Spaghetti

Straight when dry, bent when wet. aka Straight when sober, gay when drunk

Oh Tom's a spaghetti is he..

by Kevin aka patsy May 21, 2014

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Spaghetto

A cheap and easy twist on an Italian classic. Make ramen noodles, dump out the liquid and cover the noodles with ketchup.

Joe's girlfriend wanted a fancy Italian dinner, but he only had $5, so she would have to settle for spaghetto.

by UnderscoremyTilde January 1, 2009

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Flying Spaghetti Monster

The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.

"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."

by Bloody Davy Flint September 14, 2005

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