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A small town in Wisconsin mostly inhabited by whores, liars, drug dealers, and scrubs. although not all are, the rest are Oaxaca, pronounced (whohaca) which rhymes with caca... i don't think thats coincidental. basically a drug town with many mexicans.... if you ever do visit this magical land, dont sit on the toilet seats in public for you may get an std. happy travels!
Hey we live in sparta, you should come visit us.

no thanks.
by danikalifornialou November 19, 2010
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spart

Short for "Spartacist" - a cult of Kim Il-Sung appologists that claim to be the only legitimate heirs to Leon Trotsky, and the vanguard of world revolution, forth-internationalist-stylee.
Sparts have a slightly discomforting obsession with abolishing "fascist" age-of-consent laws, and are occasionally shunned as some sort of Marxist-NAMBLA.
Silly Spart, I don't want a subscription to yr theoretical journal.
by VMC January 11, 2005
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sparticus

The coolest kid in the world. His enemy? sNOTicus.
basically yea, sparticus kicks ass.
Kid 1-Hey you know that kid in WHAP?
Kid 2-Sparticus?
Kid 3- Yea, he so totally rocks.
by the real sparticus guy December 28, 2007
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Sertan

A turkish name which represents the faithful and hope to its god.
"aye that's sertan innit, lets go preach the prayers#
by Lobsocolo January 24, 2018
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Spartan

A fucking badass; in reference to an ancient elite warrior that were heralded to be the sons of hercules himself. These spartans were raised to fight and were possibly the greatest warriors of all time.

Most know Spartans from the battle of Thermopylae, where a group of approximately 300 Spartan held off thousands of Persians for days. For the full effect of this badassery, watch the movie 300

To be called a Spartan is of the highest honor... 1337ness... gangstaness etc.
Kid: Yo Chels
Chelsea: Yea?
Kid: You're a Spartan
Chelsea: aww you're so sweet
by UDesigns March 23, 2007
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Spartist

An individual who observes Marxist theory to the exclusion of all else. Often comndemns most things in society and the world with meaningless far left-wing dogma, and often end up in logical cycles and jumping to conclusions in the process. Such people claim to be progressive, but are as backward thinking, unimaginative, blinkered, hare brained and colourless as the leaders of the former Soviet Union and Communist Eastern Europe. The word comes from the Private Eye "Archetypal left-winger" Dave Spart.
Tariq Ali, Hugo Chavez, John Pilger, Seamus Milne and Noam Chomsky are typical Spartists.
by GiantBird March 26, 2008
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SERT

SERT stands for Special Emergency Response Team.

SERT is what cities besides Portland, Oregon call a SWAT team.

Officials in Portland decided the acronym, SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) was too aggressive sounding and changed it to something more hippie-like so as not to offend armed criminals holding people hostage.

No, seriously, it's true.
Portlander 1: "Dude, look, there's the SERT team down the street busting one of the thousands of meth labs here in Portland, Oregon."

Portlander 2: "A SERT? What's a SERT?"

Portlander 1: "It's what Portland calls a SWAT team. Have you forgotten about all of the eco-flowerpower-hippies that run this city?"

Portlander 2: "Oh yeah, I forgot, sorry." *Puts on thick rimmed glasses and heads to Starbucks.*
by Niboomafoo February 5, 2010
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