spanky pants

The proper term for boxer-briefs.

"Do you wear boxers, briefs, or spanky pants?"

by hot lips June 11, 2006

Spanken Haus

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

by FannyFondler December 9, 2008

spanky joe

a spanky joe is when you fuck a chick in the ear

dude, i gave that girl spanky joe!!!!!!!

by joshua forster February 17, 2008

Spanky Day

Spanky Day is on April 26. You celebrate the birth of a beloved pig named Spanky. If you don't draw or look at a picture of a pig named Spanky, the world will shun you. All Hail Spanky!!!

I love Spanky Day..... (Spanky Celebration)

Who's Spanky? What's Spanky Day? (No one likes that person)

by octopus33 April 25, 2010

Spunkey

A person that looks like a monkey that always gets covered in sperm (spunk)

Ted: it's that slut
Ronald: she's a spunkey showing up here.
Ted: haha yeah spunkey.

by Mattzyandkenzie December 4, 2013

spankess

To slap a girl immediately before a BJ in the forehead or facial area with your penis.

Right before she blew me, I gave her a spankess.

by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006

spanker

A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the task at hand as they did worrying about everyone elses work, would be a champion.

That Gulliver sure is a total Spanker.

by champowski August 29, 2005