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Spider Cunt

A vagina that has not been entered in ages, therefore it has cobwebs in and around it.
Have you heard from that girl from the gym? Oh, that old spider cunt? No. She ain't had dick in a hot minute.
by wonderpony February 8, 2009
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Spider webbing

To lure females into your room and feed them shots with intentions of sexual penetration....similair to how a spider traps their pray and leaves them defenseless...often done by frat brothers and nursing students...
Shit dude did you read the paper Lain got arrested for spider webbing last night....
by Iron butterfly91 January 20, 2011
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spadger

Colloquial and affectionate term for the female genitalia. Possibly originated from "The Picture" magazine in Australia during the 1990s. See also "Smoo".
She has a fine body with a very cute spadger
by The Basilisk June 2, 2006
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Spider-Man

(Verb): When a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says "SPIDER-MAN!"
Girl: "hey- wha-?"
Boy: "SPIDER-MAN!"
by Emmaroo August 25, 2004
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jack of spades

Jack of spades is were bi or gay white men only date black men. It's the bi/ gay white male's version of the queen of spades. They both represent how white women and white men exclusively date only black men.
He only dates black men, he must be a jack of spades.
by white4bbc4life October 2, 2013
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Spidercloud

Spidercloud... English folk band. Hits include 'Eternal Death', 'Ghosts can't play guitar', 'Herd of a hundred horses'. Currenly making a musical. Hold frequent gigs in graveyard. Famous for not doing drugs. Check out www.myspace.com/spidercloud
Rock on Spiders!! Peace to the world!

Spidercloud rocks man.
by Jenny Spider December 9, 2008
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Spider Puppet

A spider, after it dies and goes to hell and confronts satan. The spider then must go through one of satans challenges to see what his fate will be. If he can't complete the challenge he gets tranformed into a ethereal black and wooden spider with a pink penis protruding from it. It also appears to be controlled by strings and can float and is now a spider puppet.
by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009
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