Soggy Nose

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.

"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"

by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014

Soggy Cones

Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.

Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018

soggy kneecap

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020

soggy martini

Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.

We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.

by Stewie696969 April 21, 2011

Soggy lunchbox

Code word for blowjob, not to be confused with sonky lunchbox, which is where you shove a nike lunchbox up some girl's pussy

"Bro, my uncle made me give him a soggy lunchbox last weekend."

by beanconsumer6969 April 17, 2019

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020

soggy vegitarian

Soggy vegitarian: When a girls pussy looks like rotting wet slimmy Cauli flower.

Soggy vegitarian: when a girls pussy looks like rotting wet slimmy Cauli flower .Damn Patricia I can't eat u out if your a soggy vegetarian. 🍴🚿

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016