soggy sean

When you and a few acquaintances go into Sean’s room at the early hours of the morning and start a circle jerk over him while he sleeps. Those who do not finish before he wakes up has to blow him.

Ben: I lost at Soggy Sean this morning, he tasted pretty salty
Alek: Ha that was hilarious! Can’t believe we’re not gay!

Ben: Shred it!

by Brad Bradleyson March 31, 2018

Soggy Dolphin

When a large, oiled up man of Cuban decent proceeds to jump and land naked into a woman’s wiener receptacle while simultaneously making dolphin noises until completion.

Man I was so drunk the other night I saw Leroy give the Soggy Dolphin to 8 women.

by Sir Benjamin Earl 0106 July 10, 2022

soggy dollar

when you are carrying your dollar bill, and you accidently drop your dollar in a puddle. your dollar is now a soggy dollar.

"Yo i just dropped my dollar in that puddle! "
"Now you have a soggy dollar bro!"

by C Man 44 April 4, 2017

soggy member

A large soggy penis

John turned and slapped her in the face with his 'Soggy Member'

by GSAFCP April 19, 2016

soggy kneecap

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020

Soggy lunchbox

Code word for blowjob, not to be confused with sonky lunchbox, which is where you shove a nike lunchbox up some girl's pussy

"Bro, my uncle made me give him a soggy lunchbox last weekend."

by beanconsumer6969 April 17, 2019

soggy martini

Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.

We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.

by Stewie696969 April 21, 2011