Socommie

Another word for the Playstation online game "Socom: U.S. Navy Seals".

Dude, fire up your PS2 and let's play some Socommie.

by Radames November 25, 2003

scomo

The substance produced by taking a laxative right before squelchy sex.

A: "I think I took the wrong pill, there's scomo all over the place"
B: "You're doing the cleaning"

by Tantricktrick March 12, 2019

scoom

Damp Patch, moist area left behind after sex

The highs of sex are always followed by deciding who was to sleep on the scoom!!!

by swannie September 22, 2004

slocomb

A bunch of backward hicks with hairy ass cocks and sister cousin brothers that have six moms and is most likely ken to every damn person in town... but also full of dumb whores and horney niggas with daddy bought trucks and gas ass rims. Oh the home of Vape Gods too.;)

I’m a hick from slocomb bitch

by Hahay December 6, 2018

SockMonkey

A Ho that like to do crack!

she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!

by Show February 6, 2005

scomer

Noun, plural -s; Verb, scomered, scomer-ing; Interjection; Adjective; Article; Preposition;

-noun
1. anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. a defecation.
3. something to eat.
4. an article of clothing.
5. a person who has accomplished something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing of those around him.
6. any such act.
7. a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
8. a particularly enjoyable sexual encounter.

-verb
1. accomplishing anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. defecating.
3. eating something particularly good.
4. wearing an appealing, flattering, thinning or otherwise attractive article of clothing.
5. doing something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing to those affiliated with him.
6. being someone performing any such act.
7.a. perceiving a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
7.b. creating any such sensation.
8. performing a pleasurable sexual encounter.

-adjective
1. having attributes that can be affiliated in any way with any of the above definitions.

-article
1. that.
2. which.
3. the.
4. my.
5. his, hers.

-preposition
1. under.
2. over.
3. next to.
4. behind.
5. near.

(deriv: ModEng Sco-Mer < ME < OE < L Scoltura + Mericulus equiv. to Scote + Merim)

"Scomer, I seriously just scomered the scomerest scomer!"
(Meaning: "My friend, in all honesty, to express the size of the defecation I just evicted from my bowels, I would need to utilize my extensive vocabulary to the utmost - therefore I shall simply say it was large.")

"Hey, you look pretty scomer tonight, Sally."
(Meaning: "You are an attractive female with whom I would like to copulate, Sally.")

"SCOMER!"
(Meaning: "DAMN!" "YES!" "WHAT?" "SWEET!" "NO!" "OKAY!")

"Scomer."
(Meaning: Anything you want it to mean.)

by Heinyken January 2, 2009

Scoomy bashing

When you have low self esteem so you go to the special school and beat up retarded kids for fun.

"hey bro, I'm feeling like shit, wanna go Scoomy bashing?"

by Scoomy bashers! November 16, 2013