Putting your rock hard cock inside a heavy mouth-breather’s mouth to make them breathe through their nose
Joseph was snoring so heavily the other night I took my morning wood & gave him a Tennessee Snorkel just to shut his bitch ass up.
by Dirty Mike & the Pirates October 9, 2024
Get the Tennessee Snorkelmug. When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 16, 2020
Get the asshole snorkelingmug. Snorkel (verb): (1) to snort when laughing; (2) to breath loudly and forcefully through ones nostrils, especially when laughing, thereby making a loud sound, similar to that of a boar or pig.
"I know that is a funny joke, but - eeuw, did you snorkel? That is so unbecoming !" or "The result of Rogerio's humorous quip was that Andre drew most of air in the drawing room up into his nasal cavity, so forcefully, that he emitted a most noisome vibration, similar to that of a boar on heat - which could best be described as a snorkel."
by jane_in_pain August 24, 2017
Get the Snorkelmug. by Thompson0127 May 26, 2025
Get the Gut snorkelmug. by SEABISCUIT797 December 22, 2023
Get the Snorkelersmug. When you just happen to be laying down and a dog (female) sits in your face in such a way that its vagina touches the tip of your nose, wetting it slightly.
"Hey, did you here about what happened to Sammy?"
"Yeah, he totally got bitch snorkeled by his cousins dog!"
"Ha, classic."
"Yeah, he totally got bitch snorkeled by his cousins dog!"
"Ha, classic."
by MOTHERFUCKINGSHAZ September 15, 2016
Get the Bitch Snorkelmug. by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021
Get the snorkel a homug.