PURSE SNATCHER

Removal of the PROSTATE GLANDS in a MALE.
Well, the PURSE SNATCHER made sure you get another ASSHOLE as the last stage of CASTRATION is bringing back YOUR ASSHOLE.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 14, 2021
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PURSE SNATCHER

Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.

Your implication is nobody can FUCK YOU but I have to go around giving any kind of RIMJOBS.

The culprit shows their face.

JIG IS UP

Someone who ruined a horse race.
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.

Hey, that PURSE SNATCHER is making me PLEASE YOUR RECTUM SHIT EATING because I can never get MY ASSH0LE back it is too much of a LIABILITY.

Wait the damn. TRAFFIC LIGHT is RED and can't cross and I SEE MY ASSHOLE but the PURSE SNATCHER is showing THE ASSHOLE raising both his hands real high in the air and moving them them up and down hip hip hooray style as at first I follow BOTH ASSHOLES but HIS ASSHOLE is moving too FAST where in the future the PURSE SNATCHER predicts somebody's ASSHOLE is going to be READ.

If you have YOUR ASSHOLE STOLEN. the PURSE SNATCHER does not know one thing as to predict if you can steal the quality of the ASSHOLE SMELL as you think that disappeared in that JIG SAW puzzle and that is why both THE ASSHOLES had his hands SKY HIGH.

Hey you can't bet on this horse race with that PURSE SNATCHER around to ruin POST TIME.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021
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PURSE SNATCHER

Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.

Your implication is nobody
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
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Diaper snatcher

A flirty baby. A baby version of lady killer or maneater. A baby who knows how to work it.
Watch out for that Vera, making eyes at baby Daniel, she’s a real DIAPER SNATCHER!
by Annie.milz October 18, 2019
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cat snatcher

This describes the one and only... crystal gale. She is capable of pulling a Mr steal your girl quick fast in a hurry like if given the slightest moment when she catches a mofo slippin. It describes how she slides in a niggas crib, driving his whip, until ultimately she pulls the ol snatch and grab on yo kitty kat.
Please be aware of the infamous cat snatcher. She has been recently cited in our area taking the pride out of every sausage available...She is equipped and weaponized with a universal plug and play device which is located between the lips on tha face. This device is capable of instantly taking the manhood from any dumb ass nigga who just cant get right. Beware there is no discrimination in her game before you know it your ass done got cat snatched.
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Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets
"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"
by Yllom.gollom February 04, 2016
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Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets
"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"
by Yllom.gollom February 04, 2016
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