filthy santa

on christmas you cover the floor with dirt (or danieles face) and you place your penis in her ass and you pull out and you take the shit thats on your penis and you put it in the milk by the fire place and santa has a nice surprise

one time my friend brian gave this women a filthy santa by placing a pail over her head because he didn't want to look at her and than she drank the milk ya know cuz daniele is gross ya know she looks like a human herpy ya know she smells like an elephants asshole ya know she likes to lick da trunk while gettin humped while watching forest gump ya know shes ugly like ass ya know

by mamoth milf balls March 18, 2008

dirty santana

fucking a chick while playing the guitar

I was doing the dirty santana with Jill yesterday, but I busted a nut before the song was over

by FUNNY December 1, 2004

Santa Clara Hockey

When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.

Gese, that is a joke, that team is a Santa Clara Hockey.

by Hockey40 March 19, 2011

santa claus

The term "Santa Claus" is an American distortion of the Dutch name "San Niccolaus", meaning "Saint Nicolas". He is known by many other names around the world, such as "Kris Kringle" in some places and "Father Christmas" in Great Britain. Saint Nick was a Catholic bishop in what is now modern Turkey during the days of the Roman Empire. He left gifts for poor people in his town and after he died the legend of St. Nick coming to homes in a chariot carrying presents for good people was born. The legend was spread along with Christianity and when that faith reached the Arctic St. Nick started riding a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. The legend spread around the globe and in the 20th century in America Coca-Cola provided the modern image of "Santa" as fat, jolly, rotund, with white hair and beard, wearing a red suit and black boots and of course, drinking a bottle of Coke. He is beloved by children all over.

Santa Claus is based on a real person, just like many "fairy tales" and myths that have existed throughout history.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 24, 2006

Santa Claus

A fat, drunk man that breaks into your house every Christmas. Often seen wearing red and abusing animals (Reindeer, dogs , cats, etc.) for the purpose of moving around. Often has a gang of short people that dress up in green outfits.

Did you see Mr. Johnson the other day? He was such a Santa Claus!

by OlfinSeaSquid May 29, 2018

santafejay

Santafejay is a former Geometry Dash Youtuber with 1000 subscribers, most of them are botted though. He is by many people called a “Fat fucking retard” and many people say he “has to move out of his mom’s attic” He has no achievements from his YouTube career and has deleted all of his YouTube channels, san, flights with San, and others because he’s too much of a Pussy to face the boys. He spends most of his days simping over GD Juniper and for some reason denying Saniper ships. His IQ was confirmed to be 14 after taking a test and bragging about how good he did.

Tacks: have you heard of Santafejay?hOppity_boPity: oh yeah that kid, pretty sure he has brain damage or some shit
Tacks: Grrrrrr he’s my favorite Youtuber

by Exxistanceispain May 26, 2020

The Russian Santa Claus

This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.

Yo, last night i ended up giving that girl the Russian santa claus!

by 1 2 3 4 5 6 Se7en July 8, 2012