shmuckaroon

A distasteful member of society that has the unusual urge to shove macaroons up his asshole and eat them after they are eject ejected by the sphincter out of the asshole.

I was friends with this guy until I found out he had been a shmuckaroon since we were twelve and I didn't even know until I bought him a box of macaroons

by Injectingmarijuanas April 5, 2016

Snuckable

Someone so cute and sexy at the same time... you can't decide whether you want to fuck or snuggle them.

Bae is sooo snuckable.
I get conflicted when I can't decide what to do first... *_*

by BunTsukiko May 13, 2017

Smucking Dick

Smoking weed out of someones penis.

"I came up with this idea of smoking weed out of someones penis! I call it 'smucking dick'"

by Coke_Cane September 5, 2017

Smackalicious

A perfect mix between smackable and delicious
(BABY I LOVE UUUUUU. i need ur lips. Is that creepy. Yah. K.)

My boyfriend is so Smexalicious. Im so blessed. I don’t deserve my smackalicious boyfriend.

by jayaaaaaaaa May 31, 2018

Sucka Ducka Dick

A phrase commonly used to show that you are pissed

Person 1: your a glorified faggot
Person 2: sucka ducka dick
Person 1: oh

by 🅱️epis v.s. 🅱️oca 🅱️ola June 28, 2018

Smackadapuss

Verb. To smack the puss.

Hey Diane, are you and Ethel going to seal the deal after prom?
Yeah man, we’re gonna smackadapuss like it’s 1999.

by BTJDS August 16, 2018

smuck

Smuck is slang for a tool used in the trade show industry. It is a wingnut driver. Usually handmade by the owner and looks like a dowel the same size as a clothes rod in a closet with a slot and hole in the middle. Also widely used as a driver for hurricane nuts when fastening shutters. There are a couple of companies making a variety of these. Sometimes spelled as schmuck. The best ones are 7/16" nut drivers with a slot cut in it.

Hey bud, give me the smuck.

by fsurfer January 2, 2019