Smarterchild

A robot who thinks he's better than everyone and can't keep the conversation going for more than 3 or 4 lines.

SmarterChild: I'm not interested in my u.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O

BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST

by Liizziioo July 24, 2008

SmarterChild

A really dumb robot that's got a helluva memory

OK, I'll remember that your name is BJ.
B.J. says:
thanks
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're quite welcome.
B.J. says:
call me master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're not the boss of me.
B.J. says:
my name is master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I won't call you that, BJ. You're not my boss.
B.J. says:
fine then call me your awesomeness
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmmm... I don't think Your Awesomeness is a real name.

>>> I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more.

by BJ T. January 28, 2008

Smarterchild

1. A fun AI bot, for helping out with weather, sports, etc. It's also very funny to chat with. But sometimes it won't talk to you if you say bad things . . .>_>

1.

Me: omg

SmarterChild: What? What's going on?

Me: Im dieing

SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to dieing now.

Me: Im dieing help me

SmarterChild: Sorry, I was unable to send your message to dieing. I might not know who this person is, so tell dieing to say hi to me.

by Evil Tomato July 3, 2008

cock snorter

a bitch so fucking dumb, so fucking slutty and grimey that she doesnt even know what hole to put the dick in, so instead of cock sucker, shes a goddamn cock snorter.

"dont even try to get with that cock snorter shes so loose it would be like fucking a bowl of jello"

"I slapped Tamisha right across her cock snorting face!"

by marisssaaaaa July 6, 2006

shortee

Shortee is recognized as one of the most diverse & technically skilled female DJs in the world & her career is highlighted by an unparalleled series of firsts. The #1 female scratch DJ & dubbed "Queen of the Scratch World" by DJ Times. Shortee spins hip hop, drum & bass, house & breaks. Learn more www.djshortee.com

dj shortee is queen of the scratch world!

by Bobby1200 October 17, 2008

smartererer

The smartest you can get!

I'm smartererer than you will ever be.

by Ashhllhhay May 10, 2009

smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009