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milkshake

a distraction, specifically refering to the opposite sex distracting one from performing any task effectively
Tim: Sorry I got us all killed guys, my milkshake just walked in the door.

Rest of party: Awwwwwwww man, your always ditching us for your girlfriend!

Tim: Pussy over playstation guys, pussy over playstation.
by tbg3 March 7, 2012
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Pikachu Milkshakes

The most yummy-tastic drink in the universe! Just get a blender and add some Pikachu and blend. Mmm mmm good! (Almost as good as Baby Fetus Milkshake).
Om nom nom! Some people say Pikachu Milkshakes are *snicker* shocking! Ahahaha!
by NomPikaNomChu March 1, 2010
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macdonalds milkshakes

Cholestorol in a cup
macdonalds milkshakes are like cholestorol in a cup
by abi!!!!!! September 20, 2006
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milkshake song

an annoying song they play every day on the bus that normal kids are forced to listen to and it gets stuck in there head so they go annoy others with it....
see:milkshake
by the chigger February 9, 2004
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Milkshake

A BLOWJOB!!!!!!!!
Fellatio Head
That's it!, Just another word for a BJ!

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Made popular by some whiny slut on the "stupid box" (TV).
It is a conversation between Kelis (Proud slut) and wanna-be sluts.

"My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
- My Blowjobs are so good, all the guys want one from me.

"And they're like, it's better than yours."
- And the guys say, the way I (Kelis) suck a dick, is better than how you (wanna-be sluts) can suck a dick.

"Damn right it's better than yours"
- Of course I can suck a dick, I'm a Top Slut!!

"I could teach you, But I have to charge"
- I 'll tell you how, but you'll owe me FOREVER! (See Andy Dick in Old School for proper reference to BJ classes)

"I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys"
- OK ready? First place penis head in mouth, Don't forget to gently massage the Ballz, they love that.

"It can't be bought
Just the thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart"
- Some may imitate me, but the guys know how much better their balls are in my mouf! So, pay attention!
by Jonny Unitas October 2, 2007
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Oreo Milkshake

The natural mixture of male fecal matter and semen.
"You're gayer than an oreo milkshake."

"Hey... is that shit on your floor? And cum?! Fan-fucking-tastic, dude you made an oreo milkshake... I'm probably never gonna talk to you again."
by youdontevenwannaknow March 19, 2010
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I drank your milkshake

To be victorious and to conquer. Use before you pwn noobs.
Anna: I drank your milkshake
Ilana: Ummmmm, i eat sausage?
by theillestcloud October 17, 2008
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