the peak of when shit goes wrong, the absoloute utmost of unfortunate events leading up to this one moment of utter cheesey horrifying stinking pile of yellow penile fungal matter found developing under the foreskin of a mans genitals
¬or it can also mean a building or area soleley dedicated to the production or manufacturing of smegma
eg - jacobs bedroom
¬or it can also mean a building or area soleley dedicated to the production or manufacturing of smegma
eg - jacobs bedroom
jabcob: hai mam i need 2 shower
jacobs mum: OMG!!! your room is a smeggery
jabcob: sowee mam my peepee smell
jacobs mum: OMG!!! your room is a smeggery
jabcob: sowee mam my peepee smell
by ballchedder November 30, 2020
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Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
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John: “Dang man I’m out of cigarettes. Time to dip into the smegarettes.”
Phil: “agh that’s nasty man, go and smoke it over there I don’t want no smeg smoke.”
Phil: “agh that’s nasty man, go and smoke it over there I don’t want no smeg smoke.”
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
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by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022
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by Mike Loree December 18, 2008
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