smashed monkey

Corned Beef

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."

by LarrySanders February 6, 2009

Beattie Smash

1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.

2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.

3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.

"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"

"BEATTIE SMASH!"

"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"

by Craig David's Lovechild. October 27, 2008

Smashing of hooves

Smashing of hooves occurs when a terrible poker player AKA a donkey high 5's another terrible player.

A terrible poker player called the poker pro with the last of his chips, hoping to hit one of the remaining two 4s on the river. When the miraculous 4 came, he turned to his buddy who was a terrible player in his own right and gave him an exuberant high 5. The poker pro muttered to himself that it was hard to hear himself think over the smashing of hooves.

by Pass The Dip June 20, 2011

Smashing Pasty

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

freshly smashed

freshly smashed aka afterglow after a nice fuck

jennie : mino and i did the dirty today !
judy : you are freshly smashed

by saltmaster3000 June 17, 2018

the smashing pumpkins

- kick ass band

"i wish they never broke up"

by h-town October 13, 2003

the smashing pumpkins

An amazing alternative rock band that recently got back together and is currently in the studio working on a new album!

After listening to "Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness," I had reached the conclusion that The Smashing Pumpkins are one of the best rock bands in history.

by Tavis November 14, 2006