salvadorian slurpee

When you fill up a bathtub with cherry slurpee and eat pussy and ass with a brain freeze.

Although overwhelming, Rico's brain freeze didn't stop him from finishing the salvadorian slurpee he was finishing out of Rita's ass.

by ricon August 11, 2006

slurpee

a "slut" who probably has "herpies"

bro watch out for that karen chick i hear she's a slurpee

by thatguyyadigg February 15, 2010

Slurries

A gang of teenage girls who live in the inner city suburbs of Adelaide, South Australia.

Jane: I went out with the Slurries last night.

by Adelaide Slurrie March 2, 2009

Sperm Slurper

One who drinks sperm

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch

by King Kling December 11, 2006

doosh bag slurper

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing

jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.

by thomas kondo February 10, 2009

Slurpee

When a man performs sexual intercourse on a women who squirts... alot... but when she orgasms nothing comes out. Once this happens, the male must stick a straw into the woman's vagina and proceed to "slurp" the cum out of her pussy.

Bro 1: So how was your date with Jacqueline last night i heard she is a squirter?
Bro 2: Yes indeed she is a squirter but nothing came out of her vagina during her orgasm.
Bro 1: Really, that's weird.
Bro 2: I know, but i gave her a slurpee using the same straw that you gave Maddie a slurpee two nights ago.
Bro 1: Awesome!

by Jimothy McSweenyson February 23, 2009

A 7/11 slurpee

You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)

Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!

by Mr.physicsmhs January 25, 2011