mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####

by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023

Slurpee

A slurpee is when a man cums in a girl and another man sucks it out. Matt Richard’s loves Slurpees.

Matt Richard’s loves slurpees with Hobson.

by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025

Slurpee

When one man cums in a girl and another sucks it out. Also known as people named Matt Richard’s.

Matt Richard’s loves giving slurpees.

by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025

Banana Slurpee

A prank in which you fool the victim into drinking yellow snow.

Joey will never forgive me after I gave him a banana slurpee last week.

by Com-un-Sense December 7, 2018

starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.

Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee

by dabatrin February 10, 2018

Slurpee

China, or better known Wang Yao's real and official wife. She is China's only wife an only love.

China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.

"Yao.. I feel sad today.."

"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"

In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.

by Chinaslittlefilipina July 6, 2025

Slurpee DJ

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.

Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?

by Yuriality July 9, 2021