Sloppy Jacuzzi

when your girlfriend or significant other let’s you cum into their mouth, afterwards they start gargling the cum with their mouth open and head tilted back, then you proceed to dip your balls into their gargling maw of cum.

man i’ll tell you, Mrs. Peterson gave me the best sloppy jacuzzi after class.

by Pyro slavetype July 10, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A southern blowjob. When someone puts a dip in and sucks your penis.

Gary: Hey, did you hear what happened last night? I got a sloppy dallas from jessica.
Dave: Did it burn?
Gary: Nah, but it did leave strands of dip on my pecker.

by AJ Howl October 15, 2020

Sloppy Gyro

When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat

“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”

by Shadow546 June 19, 2019

sloppy handra

"When a tall, Persian eyed woman who goes by the name Big Al, rubbeth thy hang down with the contents of an old easy cheese canister." - Benjamin Franklin 1768

It was a foggy, mid evil night as I lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. It wasn't until I heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big Al's chastity belt, that I knew a sloppy handra was about to go down

by AnealEyo January 16, 2015

sloppy chalupa

Creampied fupa

Bill is so nasty, he gave Nikki a sloppy chalupa

by HandyBrandy August 13, 2017

sloppy ear

When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.

I gave Stephanie a sloppy ear.

by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017

sloppy dallas

A sloppy Dallas is when a female puts some dip in her mouth then proceeds to give a blowjob to the male's penis

(or girls' vagina).

person 1:Hey babe you want to give me a sloppy Dallas.

person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.

person 1: Yes

by SaNTi_78 October 15, 2020