slampig

a girl who screws alot or steals ones boyfriend

jill is such a slampig she's been out with 4 guys this week

by mike February 2, 2003

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

scompe

A girl refurring to as if she is a little slut on the down low.

Man that chick Te-Te is a little scompe; she gets around.

by Nieze February 20, 2005

Shompting

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.

-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.

by c@lib@n February 2, 2009

Skomp

It is an acronym for some kind of mule penis.

That nigga had a skomp!

by Anonymousover900000 October 27, 2011

Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012

slemp

TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - Based upon a great person who granted optional BRCs and haydowns for jack s%#$. The GOD of all cadets.

Mil' duty for today is SLEMP!

by IHTFP December 9, 2003