Auld slapper

Mature prostitute or slag

Wayne Rooney went with that auld slapper didn't he in that knocking shop in Aigburth?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Knee slappers

When a woman has saggy old lady boobs that hang so low they slap her knees when she walks

I'd totally do your mom bruh, knee slappers turn me on

by JarMa13 December 3, 2018

tinsel slapper

A 'Tinsel Slapper' is someone who becomes very slutty during the festive season.

I heard that girl got with three guys last night, what a tinsel slapper!

by P4987-NBQ51 January 7, 2017

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

burger slapper

A nigga who slaps his own ass during sex

I just had sex with a burger slapper

by Ghadi blueberry August 20, 2017

toilet slapper

When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.

Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!

by Jkrider4x4 March 14, 2023