skeeted

to be extremley intoxicated on cocaine.

Damn. Those 10 lines got me really skeeted

by cody December 2, 2004

Skeezer Salad

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007

Man Skeezer

1.) A rap album released in the mid 1980's by Hip-hop's first openly gay rappers: MC Booty-B and Homo-D.

2.) Any male who fulfills the requirements for skeezer status. see skeezer for requirements.

1.) "Honestly, we expected Man Skeezer to be a huge success. I mean...it was the 80's, look at how people dressed. You could be 'out of the closet' and nobody would know." - MC Booty-B

2.)
Eric: "I heard she had scabies, but i'd still beat."

Sam: "...Dude, 2 words: Man-Skeezer".

by premiumskeet March 31, 2008

Inanimate Skeezer

One you chaotically with no remorse or a sense of any good morals sexually violates inanimate objects.

1. "Damn the Inanimate Skeezer Tony, now there's jizz inside my CD player"

2. "Daddy can i go down the slide?"
"Sure thing sweetey just wait till the Inanimate Skeezer is done."

by Flash the Ripper January 21, 2008

helter skelter

One of the best rock songs ever, could be argued as the origin of heavy metal. One of the Beatle's 1000 amazing songs, showcasing their ability to transcend genre.

I'm listening to Helter Skelter for the 200th time in a row...

by Beatles Foreva May 13, 2005

SKEEVER

Gods creation of the most bad ass people on this planet. If you are a skeever, you are apart of a special group of people superior to the rest of humanity. Skeevers do what they want, when they want. Skeevers never say no to a sesh and will never stop.

Skeevers gotta skeeve.

Skeevers never fall.

by Skeever #2 September 19, 2017

winking skeever

A derogatory term for the anus of any living creature or similar depiction thereof.

Trey's winking skeever has seen many a hard man.

by Tofutakahashi November 23, 2011