le sir

one who resembles a beaver; is very rude and STUPID; smells of fish tacos; hateful and stressed out all the time, yells and pops eyes out at stressful idividuals. most of the time, theyre sweaty, leaving visable salt on their clothing. originated in the zulu territory of germany.
LE SIR IS JUST GAY.
by lkkkk pussy October 8, 2009
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Mr Sir

That little Snail icon on MSN. His name is Mr Sir. He has a wife, but no children.
Hollie: I divorced Mr Sir.
Alda: I disapprove. Now he will slunder away.
by Phobia Girl June 25, 2009
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Sir-Captain

A naive altruist. A man who has archaic notions about women. He operates under the delusion that women are the weaker sex and therefore must be supported and defended from harm by him. He will support and defend women to his own detriment

Sir - The knight in shining armor coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress and filled with chivalric notions about women.

Captain - steering the financial ship - Providing all monetary support to a woman or women and their children.

Sir - In Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote - Quixote believes that he is an errant knight. He has delusional fantasies of rescuing fair Dulcinea and woos her. In reality, Dulcinea is a scullery maid named Aldonza. She is a self-proclaimed prostitute that has been with every guy in town.

Captain - The Captain would marry and support the town whore and help her raise her illegitimate children while she is banging every other guy in town behind the Captain's back.
"Let's go down and do Sir-Captain's wife while he's out working his other job."
by forget-it January 5, 2008
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Sir Ibi

Derives from ancient Arabic philosophy, which describes an undiscoverd genius, with an acute sense of creative flair with an adundance of talent. It also describes someone who kisses up to mods in NFSunlimited.net on a regular basis, a bit of a know it all, but really a noob.
Sir Ibi is amazing and wonderful...
by Sir Ibi April 2, 2005
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Good Sir

defining one who will do anything for his friends..
when they see each other they say rhyme something with good sir... sometimes they use Good man
what up Good Sir, Hood Fur,
What up Good Man, Quicksand,
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Yes Sir

Uri B.A.P Yes Sir 🍚
by BAPRICE June 7, 2018
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SiR Gro

this khmer f00 that i go to sko0 with.. talks about Dick all day..
o yea n stabbed some1 i kno wit a PLASTIC SPORK!!
HAHAHAHA O SHIT REMEMBER AT LUNCH WHEN U STABBED RASCAL WIT THAT SPORK?!?!! HAHAHAHAHAA

lol gro :P
by Infamouz February 24, 2005
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