Shleaving

to put your penis through a doughnut in a taxi

while in a taxi i felt the need to shleaving

by piggycorn76 November 19, 2022

Shlager

A “party” that involves dwarfs and hobbits alike that do “fun” things.

Hey you coming to the shlager tonight?

by Cuck man January 27, 2023

Sheg

Means little stinkpot who sucks and is dumb and we don’t like

Bob-“You smell”
Me-“You’re a sheg”

by goober:) January 30, 2023

shleaveowner

directly translates from Elvin language to slave owner

he is a shleaveowner

by piggycorn76 February 25, 2023

Sheg

Sheg is mainly used in London, growing up in west London it was used heavily. It means when something or someone flops etc and can also be used to describe something that is a rip off.

See examples.

Example 1: Sheg
Guy 1: Yo you coming out today?
Guy 2: Nah man I'm busy with my girl
Guy 1: You always sheg it man

Example 2: Sheg
Guy 1: Hi can I have a popcorn and large coke please
Cinema staff: That'll be £50 please
Guy 1: What? NAH that is the biggest sheg of all time

Example 3: Shegged
Guy 1 at work: Hi manager can I take a half day off please I'm not feeling well
Manager: No.
Guy 1 at work to his colleague : Yo the manager fully just shegged me when I asked for half day

Example 4: Shegging
Describing someone that always flops: Yo he's/she's always shegging it man

by LondonSlangProfessional March 31, 2023

Shegelites

Shegelites are people which have been selected to witness shege in its true raw and unfiltered form

We Shegelites know each other

by Khid DRIP April 10, 2023

Shegrin

The forced grimace a woman makes whilst (and often after) being mansplained to.

Michelle put on her best Shegrin as David continued to mansplain an arbitrary topic to her.
Cassie had a pained shegrin on her face whilst Dave mansplained to her for the 3rd consecutive hour.

by KGLawless June 29, 2023