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Encyclopedia Shittanica

1: one who is full of both useful but mostly useless knowledge, often categorized by movie, tv show, sports team, hobby, channel, but rarely books.
Me: "I don't know where this date is going, but it has a Seinfeld feel to it. I'd know how bad this could end if I could just remember the episode."

Waiter: "Call Wokerface. He's an Encyclopedia Shittanica. If he doesn't know, your smartphone might."
by Packattackisbackjack12 April 15, 2011
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shitting dicknipples

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/
1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"
by Encyclopedia Dramatica April 15, 2007
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shittopabitch

a word u say when u dont kno wat to say
did you do your homework today?.....shittopabitch
by taylor an breanna February 12, 2009
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Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.
Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!
by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011
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shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit
"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me
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Shiton!

A word that most fortnite players use when they get a kill
Mongral: HES 1 HES 1
Kid: *Dies*
Mongral: FUCKIN SHITON!
by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 23, 2020
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Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.
I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
by epicninja552 February 11, 2015
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