Seductivehobbit

A very nice, sexy, and seductive man with hairy legs and feet who gets all the women.

Hey theres Seductivehobbit!

Where? I cant see through the mass of hot girls.

by Bran-BJ April 8, 2011

Seductive Toilet

A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.

"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"

"Probably was Seductive Toilet."

by Sajuco August 11, 2013

Schedulitis

A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.

Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."

by Wiggle_drum May 8, 2018

pissing shed

Defines a shed containing a seat with a hole cut in it with which to piss, shit, vomit or any other disgusting bodily function into said hole. Also known as an outhouse.

Jebediah: "I caught Zeke and Earl finger fuckin' each other in the pissing shed again last night!"

Zedediah: "FUCK!, You mean I missed it?"

by Chris Carr December 14, 2008

seductive lollipopper

An exetremely unnatractive girl who tries to use a lollipop to seduce a man.

I came across one once, and she demonstrated a what she thought was "sexy" way to lick a lollipop, and stated "It will work on any guy." I was repulsed!

"ugh, seductive lollipopper tried the lollipop thing on me again!"
"she does that everytime you pass her!"

by driche4580 January 27, 2007

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

by Derek May 8, 2008

scheduel

ske-dool

A battle between the stuff that you want to do, and the crap that you have to do.

Based on his previous experiences with my prioritizing, Jeff knew that his party invitation would be victorious against homework in my scheduel.

by palooza09 August 26, 2010