I wouldn't fuck that she-beast with a stolen dick!
by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004
Get the she-beast mug."thats what she said" is a fun way to work sex into any conversation. heres how:
"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.
"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.
innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this
phote: thats what she said
innocentgirl: that's what who said?
phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com
innocentgirl: still not gettin it
phote: ok so for example:
phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters.
innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated...
innocentgirl: lol
innocentgirl: wait
innocentgirl: that's what she said, right?
phote: i think you've got it...
innocentgirl: did she say that, too?
phote: haha yes
innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right?
phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.
phote: thats what she said
innocentgirl: that's what who said?
phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com
innocentgirl: still not gettin it
phote: ok so for example:
phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters.
innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated...
innocentgirl: lol
innocentgirl: wait
innocentgirl: that's what she said, right?
phote: i think you've got it...
innocentgirl: did she say that, too?
phote: haha yes
innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right?
phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.
by photeman December 3, 2005
Get the thats what she said mug.simple: "its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
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by Kevin Blau October 11, 2006
Get the that's what she said mug.A woman of any age, may or may not be amorous, who boldly and aggresively goes after men she find attractive in an almost predatory manner
by Moonbarker Osbourne August 12, 2007
Get the She-wolf mug."fuck it bruce", said Shane "my car's broken down"
"nah don't worry mate" said Bruce, "she'll be right"
"nah don't worry mate" said Bruce, "she'll be right"
by Juan Kerr January 14, 2005
Get the she'll be right mug.A set of pronouns that gender-non conforming (non-binary, transgender, etc) people may use. The two pronouns may be used interchangeably, or they may have a preferred one.
In this case, they prefer the pronouns she/her but do not hate the pronouns they/them.
The opposite of this is they/she!
In this case, they prefer the pronouns she/her but do not hate the pronouns they/them.
The opposite of this is they/she!
She/they gave me her/their spotify playlist! She/they has/have an amazing taste in music!
OR
I love her art. She draws very well!
They chose just the right colors, their taste in art is amazing!
OR
Her cat is named "Cookie", they must love cookies!
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I love her art. She draws very well!
They chose just the right colors, their taste in art is amazing!
OR
Her cat is named "Cookie", they must love cookies!
by yummypubes October 12, 2020
Get the she/they mug.A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
by Action_kamen November 5, 2010
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