Shartnado

An explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, with a twist.

After my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an EF5 Shartnado that leveled my pants.

by ScooterDnSC July 8, 2014

sharmika

super awesome chick

she is sooo a sharmika

by mcnugget nose October 13, 2010

shart net

The thin layer of fabric providing a gentle resting ground for any escaped product of the ane, and protecting a seemingly sexy girl who likes to go commando with a last defense from an otherwise very embarrassing situation.

Girl1: I cant believe you ate all that chili tonight before you came to the club!

Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!

Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!

Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!

Girl1: You are sooo funny!

by GR-44 September 22, 2015

Shariq

A guy who is really attractive to women and has an good body but often hairy. He is also very smart but he has difficulties with behaviours. He is funny most of the time but when he is nervous he stays calm and silent. He is extremely flirty and likes to have lots of friends. He is always nervous when it's the matter about love. Women get attracted to him easily even if he is hairy.

Jade: OMG! Did you see this new sexy guy in our school?
Miranda: You talking about Shariq?
Jade: He is just sooo hot!!

by Alisa Wills January 2, 2017

Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

sharp right turn

can be abbreviated as “srt” in text messages, a sharp right turn is when one completely changes subjects out of the blue and the new subject has absolutely nothing to do with what was previously discussed. it is used as a method not to seem rude when completely changing subjects as one is simply sharing something that popped into their head.

say you are talking about animals and suddenly some really depressing thought comes into your head that you feel the need to share. you could say “sharp right turn but....” and then share that thought.

by ewontonsoup December 30, 2018

shark pog

Poggers but the mouth is open more

Guy 1: I got the kfconsole yesterday
Guy 2: shark pog

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020