Shablasted

Hidden in the book of Genesis in the Torah is a passage which contains G-d's commandment for getting Shablasted off of Manischewitz wine on Shabbat. The passage reads, "Thou shalt take six shots on the holy day of rest and get Shablasted but no more, for your hand shall rest on the seventh shot. For your commitment to this commandment, the lord will bless thee with promises of plentiful and willing baddies and smite thy cockblocks with his mighty hand." Genesis 4:20-6:9

Max: Did you see Evan chug that entire bottle of Manischewitz at that party last night? He must have been hammered!
Rachel: Yeah bro was totally Shablasted!

by Evskavinski 6 March 3, 2025

Shaladie

A cocktail of sorts, usually for the wealthy or oligarchical.

Those businessmen were sipping on Shaladies

by Creighton Silva April 16, 2025

Shalacia taylor

Shalacia taylor is nyla wylas bestie for life and she likes to suck toes

Shalacia taylor is soo pretty icl

by Nyliewylie September 1, 2025

Elo Saplan

A rubber.

Bob: Hey Drew, I'm about to raw dog my girl.
Drew: Nice! You got an Elo Saplan?
Bob: You betcha.

by JessicaMartinez January 3, 2019

ayalga shala

A word transcending human vernacular capacities, the perfect combination of syllables that can be used in any conversation, a word so slight and particular meaning everything and beyond

"this ayalga shala is being extra ayalga"
"I need some ayalga for the shala"
"my shala is ayalaging"

by kayalna salman December 27, 2024