Shalli

When you shart in your pants because you are taking the weight loss drug Alli, which is known to cause accidental leakage of greasy stool.

I thought I was going to fart but instead I had a SHALLI in my pants.

by WBinDC March 20, 2009

Shallow Poet Fucker

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.

Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!

by LianaG October 28, 2006

shallow shower

a cold speedy shower taken after strenuous physical activities that result in copious amounts of sweat, such as sex or sports. Takes off only the outer layer of sweat, hence "shallow"

Ernie: fucking hell dave, i'm as sweaty as a duck in a toaster after our recent anal frolicking.
Dave: balls, and your mother's coming in five minutes... time for a shallow shower, i think!

by balls.on.the.road July 30, 2009

Shalleena

An incredible, caring and loving friend who is there when you need a good friend. She is an incredible mother and wont put up with anyones crap. Also very nice on the eyes, has an incredible body and usually blue eyes with blond hair. Loves hockey and hanging with the guys.

that's Shalleena

by NENE08 October 23, 2011

Shalled

the act of getting delayed in the bathroom stall because the guy in the next stall finished shitting at the same time as you, and you'd like to avoid the awkward encounter at the sink

sink.

"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"

"Sorry, I got shalled, the guy next to me took forever to wipe his ass."

by Kj9999 June 28, 2016

Land Scallops

Pig Testicles

Are you coming to the BBQ? Jim Bob is making Land Scallops!

by Baron Von Uterati February 2, 2018

Shallen

A smart, intelligent, handsome boy, who although has mad potential does not see it in himself. He loves people, and people love him. Popularity is an easy achievement for a Shallen. He is very tall as well, with no intention of getting any smaller. A Shallen can basically talk to any girl with no problem, and has a soft spot for people who have great taste in music, clothing, and all around world views. A Shallen has aspirations such as becoming a musician, studio artist, photographer, or all of the above. Shallen's can become very jealous, very easily. He is very good at giving hugs, and being a sexy beast. Having a Shallen in your life makes you probably the coolest person alive.

"Do you see the guy over there?"
"No, what does he look like?"
"The one who's tall, has silky hair, and looks all around amazing."
"Oh! yeah! He's probably a total Shallen."

by Leon Pomegranate July 10, 2011