Midget Hunting Season

By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:

Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places

The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.

My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::

by Koala Beer November 6, 2004

Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

A famous Italian American pop band from the early 1960's to late 1970's. Two of the member are brothers. They are all from Newark New Jersey. Their music pleases the girls. Frankie Valli went solo in the late 1970's early 80's.

Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons are all playas. Their music is for them hoes in New York State.

by Super Trouper October 26, 2003

Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season? 365 days of the year brother

by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019

season 3

The goddamn season we've been waiting for for two years and only get three episodes of

That one person: "Just finished watching that BBC show you told me to watch! Can't wait for season 3!"

Everyone else: "That poor soul... I don't think he knows..."

by oneofusoneofus October 23, 2013

Aries Season

Aries Season ranges March 21 to April 19. This is the time that an Aries characteristics are increased, therefore people tend to “seek shelter.”

Pieces season has ended, so now it is Aries Season. Take shelter while you still can.

by bananapants2 March 30, 2018

Capricorn Killing Season

When a Capricorn gets fed up with people in their life who don't meet their expectations they cut ties with them, sometimes without warning.

Its officially Capricorn Killing Season and you all have been erased from my life.

by Nothavingit April 19, 2018

Seaspankers

1. A group of gods who for unknown reasons assumed human forms and started playing 3 on 3 hockey in the Canlan Youth League in early 2007. The Seaspankers are best noted for inventing and perfecting bar downs, toe drags, and the art of making pregnant women have miscarriages during their games. Legend has it that the Seaspankers will change into new leagues as time dictates, but cannot disappear in accordance with the First Law of Thermodynamics which states: Seaspankers cannot be created or destroyed, but can only change forms.
2. God's older, and considerably more powerful, brothers.
3. People who play a sport with careless disregard for rules, sportsmanship, or the appropriate times to take exaggerated dives.

Man... what was that? That was a... a..." "I don't know man... I just..." "Could it have been?" "No!" "Seaspankers..." "So the legends were true...

by shenanegoat September 11, 2010