scrollball

a person who can't get off their phone, just keeps scrolling through.

He won't get off his phone, he's an instagram scrollball

by frostheaves2019 April 3, 2019

scrollhead

person who aimlessly scrolls on social media.

Get off your phone, scrollhead!

by elldawg millionaire August 1, 2020

Scrolliosis

The inability to scroll past social media posts you don’t like.

My dad won’t stop commenting on my posts about Trump. He has Scrolliosis.

by Matt12189 August 19, 2020

scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

scrollabajolla

Idk man just scrollabajolla.

"Yo what are you doing today?"

Idk man prolly gonna get smacked.

"Ahhhh, scrollabajolla"

by Scrollabajolla October 6, 2020

Scroll

The act of wiping your PP or Va-J-J after urinating.

Comes from Italian scrollare, meaning to shake, to wag - originally referencing the PP.

Hey, do you scroll yours after taking a leak? No? Man, you're disgusting!

by Lendav November 20, 2020

Scroll Pirate

When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.

Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed

by alpha india golf February 23, 2021