Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.

"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"

by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012

Screen banger

Some one who has sexual relationships with screen doors for pleasure

dave:did you see ol' man jankens
num nuts:no why?
dave:he have become a screen banger

by bigbuttballer69 October 3, 2011

Squad screening

When 2 or more people simultaneously and intentionally start watching a movie or series together (e.g. as a form of spending time together) even though they are not in the same house, city or country

Last night my friend and I were squad screening a movie when my power went out and then she stopped watching too so we could both catch up at the same time when my power went back on again…

by ZoëK October 31, 2023

First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.

“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens”

by NonProfitProphet January 18, 2021

Blue screen

Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim

"U R A BLUE SCREEN MAN"

by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021

Blue Screen

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm

Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t

by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022

Screen-shit

Screen-shit is a term used for when a person is on top of a glass table, and their partner is underneath the see-through table and the person defocates onto the glass as their partner watches for sexual arousal

Dude, me and this chick were hot and heavy when she asked me if I wanted to do a screen-shit

by WashingtonsComb November 6, 2021