scheming

similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)

*in the club* "Ooh she scheming" (often shortened to schemin')

by acupcakewashere October 19, 2017

Schemer

Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.

I don't trust those dirty-ass schemers

by Big Snigger August 5, 2006

scheming on some strange

1. To unsuccessfully flirt with a woman.
2. To hit on some ladies, and fail.

Fifteen minutes after we got to the restaurant we noticed Steve was missing. Someone told us later that he noticed him scheming on some strange by the entrance.

by optimus2g January 4, 2013

Schembri

1. An ancient undiscovered tribe of big boobed people, male and female, who tend to reside in huge bushlands particularly populated with native species such as the plum or olive tree.

2. Is the cause of the rabbit plague in Australia.

3. Is the cause of vomitting due to excessive alcohol intake and introduced the use of steroids in Australia.

4. Pure geniuses.

Schembri "im never drinking again" (See also Euro trip)
"Boys boys get inside there are bees"
Doctor: "Ah those schembris are always in here, always bruising their faces with their jubblies"

by Luke Schembri February 12, 2009

schemed out

to do something and then try to hide what you do and play it off but you already know what happened

friend 1: gurl that boy is so fine
friend 2: i'll hook you up with him
friend 1: alrite
friend 2:hey boy you is cute wanna holla at me my friend dont like you
friend 1: u schemed out for that

by lachelle(chelle) chelly boo April 30, 2005

schede

Dutch for vagina

a clean way to say pussy

Melissa frequently plays with her schede before bed.

by tireball.com July 11, 2004

schematics

the region on the female body where the breasts meet creating a deep trench or cleavage that is pleasing to the male eye thus evoking a pleasing feeling leading to an erection

Andrea had very valuptuous schematics.

by bella87 March 9, 2007